Listen lads, if you’ve been blanked for over a week, there’s a reason.
We haven’t just forgotten to reply to you, we don’t want to speak to you. Please learn this!
I’m not just on about lads who think they’ll get sex if they keep pestering you, I’m talking about clingy mates as well.
I’ve got this one mate, who is deffo gay but he won’t admit it (be loud and proud honey!) and he constantly messages me on Facebook and texts me all the time. He can see that I’ve read his Facebook messages and that I’m blatantly ignoring him, yet he still carries on. Here’s an example:
17/06 @ 22:26 – Hiya x
27/06 @ 16:11 – Hiya x
21/07 @ 20:00 – Hiya Pessimist you okay? Not heard off you in ages x
31/07 @ 12:14 – Hiya hun x
01/08 @ 23:17 – Hiya x
04/08 @ 12:11 – Hiya Pessimist how are you?
04/08 @ 13:02 – Hows things?
05/08 @ 16:51 – Hiya x
05/08 @ 18:50 – You not talking? x
I’M OBVIOUSLY NOT IF I’M READING YOUR MESSAGES AS SOON AS YOU SEND THEM AND NOT REPLYING.
He’s lovely and everything, but I can’t say hiya to him without him clinging to me forever. Pisses me off. The only people I will constantly speak to are my family and my best friends. Anyone else gets my attention if they don’t stick to me like glue after I say hi.
Let’s move onto lads who cling after you neck them.
I was going to start off with one particular case of this, but I’ve just had a message that I need to write about first.
I necked some lad at a party. I’d been single about 4 days after a 2 and a half year relationship. It was obviously a rebound but he thought it was more than that. I blew him off plenty of times til he got fed up and we barely spoke. He popped up the other night after moving to a different part of the country and we had a little small talk kind of chat. I was just telling him that I’m feeling more pessimistic than usual and he says “I’d do my best to give you something to be optimistic about.” No thank you, I don’t understand why lads need telling multiple times.
Anyway, back to the main story.
I thought I was finally over the previously mentioned ex about 3, maybe 4 months after we’d broken up. I went on a date to a cute Irish bar, and it wasn’t going well, but I liked the bar because they had acoustic acts. The next week, me and me bezzie went for a Yums and then I told her to come and have a few drinks in this bar. We got there and there was a really fit bar man who I started flirting with loads. The bar became our local. We’d be in there every chance we got because we both fancied bar men there. I eventually plucked up enough courage to give Bar Man my number, and we kissed, and stuff. We both agreed that we weren’t ready for a proper relationship because of exes and stuff. We became really good flirty friends, and then all of a sudden my ex comes back into the picture, but me and Bar Man stayed friends. Me and Ex broke up again and Bar Man was straight back in there. That scared me a bit and put me off. He had a girlfriend by now and he was asking me for nudes and I was like “I dodged a bullet here!” Now he won’t leave me alone and he keeps texting me asking me if I’m going to his for sex, and if I’ll send him pictures. All I did was neck him and now he assumes he’s going to get more. No mate. Been ignoring him for about 2 weeks now, and I’ve had constant Facebook messages, texts, and now he’s got whatsapp and I’m fed up. Can’t even go to my fave bar anymore because he still works there and he just makes life awkward. He even messages me bezzie and asks her if she still has a feller. Serial stalker.
Basically, lads who just don’t get it piss me off and they need to learn to back off a little bit.
Unless they look like Ryan Gosling, then they can come at me full force and I wouldn’t care.
Pessimist Problems xoxo